Falling Iguana Warning
Watching the news tonight, they had a segment about Falling Iguana Warnings in Miami. Definitely a Florida tag on this story. Apparently the weather dipped below 40 degrees F and the near frozen, cold blooded lizards lose their grip on trees and fall to the ground. People are picking them up and warming them up by the fire to revive them.
I suppose getting hit on the head by a gravity sped projectile iguana wouldn’t be pleasant. I am sure it would do more damage to the lizard.
Of course, there are those who would use this story to prove that “Global Warming” is fake news… because they don’t understand climate change whatsoever.
There you go man, keep as cool as you can. Face piles of trials with smiles, for it riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave… and keep on feeling free!